Because It's Wi-Fi (a musical parody)

Because It's Wi-Fi
Written by Jason D. Hintersteiner
Copyright 2015

A musical parody of "Because I'm Happy" by Pharrell Williams
(The video would be a bunch of CWNEs walking around a warehouse singing...)

[Verse 1:]
It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
Free Wi-Fi's here, you can take a break
I'm a large bandwidth hog taking up air space
With QoS, cause I don't care baby by the way

{Uh}

[Chorus:]
Because It's Wi-Fi
Clap along if you feel like mounting APs on the roof
Because It's Wi-Fi
Clap along if you feel like Internet is all truth
Because It's Wi-Fi
Clap along if you know what Wi-Fi speeds mean to you
Because It's Wi-Fi
Clap along if you feel like you're gonna surf porno, too.


[Verse 2:]
Here come controllers to limit this and that {yeah}
Well, give me all you got, and don't hold bandwidth back {yeah}
Well, I should probably warn you my VPN's just fine {yeah}
Copyright notice, don't waste your time
Here's why...

[Chorus]

{Hey
Go
Uh}

[Bridge:]
AP's down
Can't nothing
AP's down
My signal's too high
AP's down
Can't nothing
APs down
I said (let me tell you now)
AP's down
Can't nothing
AP's down
My signal's too high
AP's down
Can't nothing
AP's down
I said

[Chorus x2]

{Hey
Go
Uh}

[repeats]
AP's down... can't nothing...
AP's down... my signal's too high...
AP's down... can't nothing...
AP's down, I said (let me tell you now)

[Chorus x2]

{Hey
C'mon}